October 2011
54 posts
My Ballet Teacher’s Increasingly Threatening...
ratsoff:
Tighten your triangle.
Collapse your private parasol.
Engage your personal Moldova.
Narrow your visceral sphere of loneliness.
Close the curtains. Those curtains.
Put your toad in its hole.
Flex your nether-sling.
Chip Clip it! (accompanied by an aggressive, crab-like hand gesture)
Frown on the inside.
List by Amy Schleunes
(mcsweeneys.)
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