"If The Bullet Was Made Of Pizza" by Ned Hepburn →
ratsoff: “I said “I love you” tonight to a woman I’ve known for a number of years. Not that that matters, but I said it, and it came out the same way that I might perhaps ask someone for a Diet Coke. It had been a long time coming. To be fair, though, I suppose, when you put yourself out there like that – publicly like this, or in private as was the moment – you ask a lot of your audience...
The Tangential: DIY: So You've Forgotten How to Be... →
“When I decided it was time to get back out there, I picked up a cool, vintage Members Only jacket. Then I got my mom to sew a bunch of my old Pogs onto it (only shiny 8-ball and Poison ones because I was trying to get laid, after all).” thetangential: One of the lesser-known side effects of getting out of a long-term relationship is forgetting how things work when you are no longer...